Welcome to my site...Well here it is...his is me!!  Well I'll tell you a bit of myself...

I was born in Vancouver Canada. Ever since I was a kid I loved watching my dad making people laugh during family dinners and banquets.  He was sooo funny and witty (I say "was" because I know he "WAS" funny), he had made everyone laugh loud.  I really loved that feeling. 
 
When I was sixteen I had watched Eddie Murphy's RAW! That was when I learn that people can make money making people laugh!!  I knew I had to take it to the next level and do what my dad was doing making everyone I know laugh, and to be known as the Funny Guy.

The Absolute truth about people, their personality, their persona is hilarious. 

I just point it out to people.

This is my motto...

"I don't care if I have offended you, I'm married and I think it is FREAKING funny!"

I was a C- D student at school...Just like my grades I was in the middle of it  all!  I was too stooopid for the Nerds, not athletic enough to be a jock.

During English class we had to write a short story.  I wrote about the absolute truth about my life during then...how I thought this girl I use to work with would be Super Hot if she had lost 20 pounds and one time I was at McD's and the cashier told me to have a wonderful day, and I had asked her if she really meant it and she said no.

Don't prejudge me...I'm really a nice guy...but can be obnoxious...but funny obnoxious.

Believe it or not the first dirty jokes I've heard was from church.

But reality kicked in...ASIAN PEOPLE will not do well as a standup...they're mostly black ppl or whites,and thanks to Margret Cho most Azn jokes are told.

My high is just to hear people laugh and seeing people enjoying life!

In this world there are way too many people too serious about life, their future and work and when they get old the all become grumpy and miserable because they wasted their lives being miserable. 

After an experience seeing near death experiences I figure that life is definatly tooo short and I do not want to dye knowing as the Grumpy old fart who did not do anything in life but be miserable.

Life is fun...just do it...

Have fun and laugh, becasue I love it!!!

Here in my blog you can read about what I see and feel in my daily life...the absolute truth of my life...

I hope you enjoy it you freaking sick ppl...